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Pete
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 Posted: Tue Sep 03, 2013 8:33 pm |
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Tony
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Posted: Tue Sep 10, 2013 2:11 pm |
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Location: The Village
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Toy gun advert:
"perfect as a stalking-stuffer for the upcoming holiday season"
Yes, zero tolerance for Xmas stalkers!
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Tony
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Posted: Sun Sep 15, 2013 9:26 am |
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Another advert for toys... "Die Caste Rescue Helicopters" 
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Tony
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Posted: Sat Oct 05, 2013 2:43 pm |
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Comment on advert for designer bling:
"It is surly is a unique ring."
As Frank Drebin might say...
Don't call me Shirley.
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RossWarren
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Posted: Thu Oct 17, 2013 8:02 pm |
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From the new Scott Lynch book:
'It's not safe for him to be out without an escort! He makes up storeys, you see.'
Must be a builder I guess.
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RossWarren
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Posted: Mon Nov 04, 2013 1:43 pm |
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Well it seems they are using 'storeys' instead of 'stories' throughout. Seems odd...
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Robbie
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Posted: Wed Nov 13, 2013 8:59 pm |
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Seen on a local 'white van', "Where your number 1"
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RossWarren
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Posted: Tue Dec 31, 2013 9:47 pm |
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A recent read had several instances where the protagonist 'wrapped the door', it is Christmas after all I suppose!
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Tony
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Posted: Fri Jan 24, 2014 11:55 am |
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Feedback on e-bay: "was a genuine mistake buyer did not give me chance to put write"
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Pete
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Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2014 11:39 am |
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An attraction at Norfolk's Nelson Museum, according to the brochure - 'two original canons from Nelson's era'.
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Pete
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Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2014 2:04 pm |
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Standards of news reportage are falling:-
'David Cameron has been accused of making a PR blunder after posing for a picture with a group of backed-up Morris dancers'.
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Tony
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Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2014 4:22 pm |
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"Item / items will be well rapped and boxed up for you to ensure safe delivery"
Another e-bay classic!
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Tony
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Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2014 6:57 pm |
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"Brand Newest item in 2014
It takes about 7-12days to arrive you."
E-bay fun.
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Tony
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Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2014 9:45 am |
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Part of someone's address... "Medical Research Council Coginition And Brain Sciences"
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Julie Travis
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Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2014 3:43 pm |
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Joined: Wed Jun 04, 2014 8:42 am
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Location: West Cornwall
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A hand-written sign in the window of a pub at the top of Oxford Street in London advertising their lunches: "Cheese and Union sandwiches".
Well, the TUC Headquarters IS just around the corner from there!
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