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PostPosted: Sat Feb 20, 2010 7:27 pm 
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Actually it's a pun Ross. I use the term 'alpha mule' quite often to signify certain male behaviour.

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This is not a typo, more a case of ill-advised juxtaposition. As a child, on holiday in Cornwall, I remember passing a sign that said:

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Eggs & Manure

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Regardless, I'm now wondering what actually goes into Cornish pasties.

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Albinos?


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Verrucas? Although they are a species of plantar wart, they are Cornish in nature.

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Had an ad shoved through my letterbox yesterday from a young lady touting for work as a cleaner. Among the services she offered was 'hovering' :lol:

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She does that whilst moping in the kitchen and father dusting...


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While wearing a French mad outfit...

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Are they not all mad?

Maybe she's hovering at your shoulder, waitin on her cash :D


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I knew a tease maid once (before I was married of course...)

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Bob, was she a lock tease?

(I have a feeling I may have just pushed the envelope a tad too far :( )

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(I have a feeling I may have just pushed the envelope a tad too far)


Yep, the envelope is definitely posted now...

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I was editing a story I wrote the other day and where I had meant to type:

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...made a popping sound.


I actually wrote:

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...made a pooping sound.
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Now wouldn't that have made a great submission? :D

*and I just had to edit the third 'made' as I had left it as mad...


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Saw this gem today, and thought you guys n' gals might appreciate it :P

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-p ... 627335.stm


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Yeah, that was a bit unfortunate :lol:

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