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Pete
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 Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2010 7:27 pm |
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Actually it's a pun Ross. I use the term 'alpha mule' quite often to signify certain male behaviour.
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Mike A
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Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 10:34 pm |
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Location: Sussex Coast
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This is not a typo, more a case of ill-advised juxtaposition. As a child, on holiday in Cornwall, I remember passing a sign that said:
Bed & Breakfast:
Eggs & Manure
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Pete
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Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 10:53 am |
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Regardless, I'm now wondering what actually goes into Cornish pasties.
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gileadslostson
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Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 12:20 pm |
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Location: Vienna, Austria
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Bob Lock
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Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 4:37 pm |
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Location: Swansea
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Verrucas? Although they are a species of plantar wart, they are Cornish in nature.
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Pete
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Posted: Fri Apr 09, 2010 9:27 am |
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Had an ad shoved through my letterbox yesterday from a young lady touting for work as a cleaner. Among the services she offered was 'hovering' 
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Ray
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Posted: Fri Apr 09, 2010 10:55 am |
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Location: Portsmouth
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She does that whilst moping in the kitchen and father dusting...
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Pete
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Posted: Fri Apr 09, 2010 11:18 am |
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While wearing a French mad outfit...
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gileadslostson
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Posted: Fri Apr 09, 2010 11:32 am |
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Are they not all mad?
Maybe she's hovering at your shoulder, waitin on her cash 
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Bob Lock
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Posted: Fri Apr 09, 2010 12:39 pm |
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I knew a tease maid once (before I was married of course...)
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Pete
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Posted: Fri Apr 09, 2010 2:00 pm |
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Bob, was she a lock tease?
(I have a feeling I may have just pushed the envelope a tad too far  )
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Bob Lock
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Posted: Fri Apr 09, 2010 9:07 pm |
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Quote: (I have a feeling I may have just pushed the envelope a tad too far)
Yep, the envelope is definitely posted now...
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gileadslostson
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Posted: Fri Apr 09, 2010 9:22 pm |
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I was editing a story I wrote the other day and where I had meant to type:
Quote: ...made a popping sound. I actually wrote: Quote: ...made a pooping sound. 
Now wouldn't that have made a great submission?
*and I just had to edit the third 'made' as I had left it as mad...
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Matthew S Dent
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Posted: Sat Apr 17, 2010 11:50 pm |
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Location: Reading, UK
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Pete
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Posted: Sun Apr 18, 2010 8:04 am |
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Yeah, that was a bit unfortunate
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