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Nobody going to post a favourite? Or one of their own efforts?
Ok, just to lower the tone a little here's one of mine I put on The Guardian blog and was surprised they didn't censor it, yeah Guardian!
MY NEIGHBOUR SHAVES HER PUSSY
My neighbour shaves her pussy,
She does it every week.
This information she disclosed,
Then said, "Come take a peek..."
Now I'm a happily married guy
And I thought... 'A man of the world'
But I must admit she made me blush,
As through the door she twirled.
'Oh do come in!' She giggled.
'You can't see it from over there!'
I swallowed rather noisily,
And said a silent prayer.
I stepped shyly over her threshold,
And crossed another (in my mind).
And wondered what my wife would say
If ever she should find...
...that I had gone to visit
My neighbour, all alone.
To view her shaven pussy,
In the privacy of her home.
'You're so shy. Do come closer,'
'It's hygienic. It's here, on the mat'
Can you imagine my astonishment,
When I looked down and saw her cat?
She'd shaved the poor creature,
Right down to its very skin,
I breathed a grateful relieving sigh,
And gave a sickly grin.
Now there's a lesson to be learned here,
On how easy a fertile mind,
Can get you into trouble,
Phew...close encounters...of the feline kind.
They wanted poetry about animals...