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Pete
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 Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 6:41 am |
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Nowadays you could probably sell a rock star's faeces on eBay and make a tidy sum, though I guess proving provenance might be a problem 
When I worked at Norwich Union insurance company we 'might' have got sent some faeces, or the letter could simply have been dropped in mud at some stage - nobody wanted to verify either way. The PO had placed it in a clear plastic bag. We flushed it down a toilet.
If anybody wants to send me a stripper that would probably be cool 
Last edited by Pete on Thu Sep 09, 2010 7:38 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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Paul Woodward
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Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2010 6:26 pm |
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Apparently JD Salinger's toilet is up for sale on EBay at $1 million,
and is allegedly uncleaned and in its original state?
The thing is that somebody will probably buy it. But will it be mounted and put on a plinth?
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Pete
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Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2010 8:34 pm |
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Roy
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Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2010 9:20 pm |
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Location: Cheshire, UK
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I'm sorry but this is just a pisstake.
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Roy
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Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2010 9:58 pm |
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Location: Cheshire, UK
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"Ian Allan Publishing" I thought they published books and magazines for trainspotters.
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Pete
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Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2010 10:06 am |
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All these small publishers are jumping on the horror bandwagon, Roy.
I particularly recommend "Jane's Book of Zombies"
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Rolnikov
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Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 10:52 pm |
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Absolutely loved your review of Ultrameta, Pete. 
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Alexander Stark
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Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 8:46 am |
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Rolnikov wrote: Absolutely loved your review of Ultrameta, Pete. Yeah, me too, and I'm a deceased fictional character from it. I take some pride in having defeated Peter The Great with an unreviewable book, and sparked off a corrosive fractal in his brain. Surrealism and madness. Come on in, Pete, the water's lovely... 
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Pete
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Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 9:43 am |
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As a matter of interest, does anyone else see the posts from this Alexander Stark person, or is it just me?
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Ray
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Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 10:52 am |
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Location: Portsmouth
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*observes, jots something on a clipboard*
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Alexander Stark
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Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 11:09 am |
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Tell us about your childhood.
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Pete
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Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 11:39 am |
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Quote: Alexander Stark wrote:-
I was very young at the time.
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Alexander Stark
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Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 6:19 pm |
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That teddy bear could be significant.... I see he also holds a little teddy bear of his own. A sort of infinite recursion.
Peter Tennant is a character in a novel I'm writing about a delusional reviewer... but I'm about to write him out, while he protests hysterically.
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Pete
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Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 6:50 pm |
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Just go away Harvey. You don't exist.
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Alexander Stark
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Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 7:20 pm |
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I'm a rabbit now then . I can multiply extremely quickly once I've burrowed my way in. Picture a hall of mirrors filled with laughing reflections, even after you've smashed them and all the fragments fall down...
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